I am Major Vikram Rai.
And I will teach you to use your hands and legs.
-Do you know Vikram? -Yes, a bit.
-A little. How much is little? -Just a little.
How is Vikram related to you?
Vikram is my elder brother.
No, my ears are betraying me. Do you know what I heard?
That Vikram is his elder brother.
-Even I heard the same. -But how can that be?
That Vikram is his elder brother?
No, you idiot. That he hid this from us.
Yes Dev, we even stayed for so many years in the academy together.
But he never told us about this.
-Because he had told me. -Who? Vikram?
-Yes. -But why?
I say chaps. Let me guess.
I'll tell you. The great Vikram Rai. Mahavir Chakra awardee.
He did not want you to just be called his kid brother.
-Right buddy? -Right.
Maybe he did not want to be called the older brother of a coward.
Quiet! I'll beat you up.
Just see, one day people will call Vikram Rai...
...Abhimanyu Rai's older brother.
Quiet, you fool. You just got beaten up.
I would not get beaten up if I had taken the bet that day.
-Which bet? -Which day?
This happened on that day...
...when I expressed my desire to join the force.
Vikram had come home for a month's leave.
(Laughing)
You will go into the army?
-This face and this style of living. -Why?
What is wrong with my face? It is better than yours.
And I'll change my living style.
But a dog's tail can never be straight.
-What do you mean? -You know what I mean.
(Door bangs)
I was thinking that we don't need doors in this house.
Let's get them removed.
Then it will become easier to walk around.
Sorry papa.
Abhi had put me off.
He wants to join the army.
-Nonsense. -Why nonsense?
If you can go then why can't I go?
Abhi if you also go then what will happen to me?
Your mother has already left me and gone away.
Come on papa, don't say movie dialogues.
Abhi, that is rude!
-Do you talk to papa like this? -I know papa better than you.
You are in the army since 5 years. I stay with him all the time.
Abhi if you also go away then this house will seem desolated.
Papa I will have to go away some time for some or the other work.
-Why the army? -Why not?
-Why not somewhere else? -Why not army?
There are other professions also.
I think this father son duo is bent on stopping me.
If mother had been alive, she would never stop me.
-Till when? -Till when what?
A dog's tail cannot be straightened.
I will...
-Idiot. -You just wait for me.
I'm your younger brother and like you, I'll join the army.
-Forget it. -What do you mean forget it?
-I'm joining the army and I'll see who stops me. -I can stop you.
Those days are gone brother.
Allow me to introduce myself.
Abhimanyu Rai. Karate. Brown belt.
Let us place a bet.
-What bet? -Let's fight.
Let's fight your karate training against my military training.
If you win, you join the army. If I win then whatever papa says.
-How many rounds? -Forget rounds. Let's fight for 5 minutes.
Papa will be the referee. Agreed?
-I don't agree. -Why not?
Don't you think I'll be a fair referee?
It's not that, I don't have faith on myself.
-What do you mean? -I will definitely win.
But I can't take such a big sacrifice from you.
-What sacrifice? -Look brother.
The fight will change the look of your face.
This will lower the chances of your marriage even more.
What did you say?
I'll show you what I mean.
Stop it.
-Abhi. -Yes papa.
Come.
-Yes papa. -Abhi fight me if you don't want to fight with Vikram.
On the same conditions.
-But how papa? -On the chess board.
On the chess board?
You are the college champion for chess too.
But papa, I have learnt from you both.
So what? It is the duty of a pupil to move ahead of his teacher.
In any case, now days our games go on equal level.
Sometimes you win and sometimes I do.
So shall we?
I am going to win papa.
Let's do it.
Check.
No problem.
And now check and mate, papa.
I win.
Congratulations Abhi.
Won't you hug the winner?
Abhi don't say movie dialogues.
Papa, please.
Thank you papa.
To intentionally lose the game. Thank you.
I say chaps.
It's good you did not fight with Vikram.
What was good?
If he would fight with Vikram, then he would lose.
He would not be in the army and we would not see his stupid face.
My stupid face is in your destiny.
Even if I had fought with Vikram...
...he would also lose intentionally. -Nonsense.
Really.
My brother might be built of iron or stone...
...but his heart is made of wax.
Do you want to die Kiran?
-I am dead since when. -What if something would have happened to you?
That has already happened.
What are you doing Kiran?
I have to write an article on the army.
-So I came to see you. -I see.
-You are an army man. -Very funny.
This is Kiran Kochchar interviewing Major Vikram Rai.
Mahavir Chakra awardee.
It is Sunday morning and the sky is cloudy.
We cannot say if it will rain or not.
-So are army people human? -They absolutely are.
Then why are you not?
I can throw you out of a moving car, do you understand?
Okay, I'll ask this question differently.
Do only medals shine on an army person's chest?
-Or does something beat inside too? -Inside?
You mean a heart? It definitely does.
How will I live if that doesn't beat?
You call this living?
-What? -Could be. I'll ask the next question now.
This is a very important question.
Listen carefully.
Have you ever loved anyone?
-Yes, I have. -Who?
Mom, dad and Abhi.
And I used to have a white cat. Her too.
Not that love. The other kind of love.
What is that?
You definitely haven't done it. Pity.
-My next question is... -When will we reach your house>
Here it is.
Interview over.
Army men are foolish and boring people.
Did I ask you to bring me home?
Kiran.
If I am stupid and boring, why do you waste so much time on me?
What do I do? I have formed the habit of wasting time on you.
-Get it? -No.
Go Mr. Soldier.
You go and take your parade.
Formation.
Fix bonnets.
Gentlemen this was the first part of today's demonstration.
Where you saw Para Commandos in action.
Any question or doubt?
Sir, if the enemy catches us in air before we reach the ground...
...then what do we have to do?
Then you should pray to God.
But seriously gentlemen...
...in such a situation or circumstance...
Don't give up.
While maneuvering the parachute...
...try dropping down somewhere else.
Don't forget that...
...you are a commando. Don't lose courage. Any other question?
That's all sir.
-Would you like to say something? -Yes please, KT.
Gentlemen, there was a question just raised.
What should you do if you are caught in air?
And you got two answers for this.
Both the answers are good.
First answer, should you pray to God?
God, especially a staff officer like me...
...who had planned such an operation...
...because normally...
...such a situation should not arise that you are caught in the air...
...like pigeons...
Second answer. You are commandoes...
...not pigeons. Even if that happens...
...you should always remember 3 qualities of commandoes.
Courage, confidence and intelligence.
Thank you gentlemen.
Attention.
At ease.
Let's go.
At ease.
10 minute break. Move.
I say chaps, what have film makers thought of the army?
What have they understood? The hero comes in front of the enemy?
He says, I swear to God if my mother was alive today...
...then you would have to face her, not me.
I swear on this soldier...
...I will take revenge. I swear on the motherland.
(All laughing)
I love dangers a lot.
Our name is Army Commandoes.
(Laughing)
This does not happen in real life. You know what happens?
-Lieutenant Monteiro! -(All laugh)
Fall in.
Through parachutes, we can deliver ration, equipment, arms...
...guns and even light guns...
...at the earliest.
Last but not the least...
...special, important and specialist people...
...like engineers, frog men...
...reinforcement and doctors.
It's great. It's so much fun when the parachute opens in the sky.
If it doesn't open then it will be more fun.
-Abhi what has happened to you? -What's biting you Peter?
Did you get a letter from Cynthia?
-What did your wife write? -She has written...
'Darling, I am going to give you a surprise very soon.'
-Shut up Varun. -Surprise only means one thing.
What?
(Sound of baby crying)
-You are going to be a father. -I say chaps, look at that parachute.
I think our doctor wants to go somewhere else.
-Perhaps short cut to the hospital. -(All laugh)
Who asked you to get married?
I got married with my happiness and will.
Then why do you look so upset?
Because I am missing her. You know I really love her.
Love! Useless. Rubbish.
What is this love?
The day you fall in love, you will understand it.
Even if the one who traps me in love will fall from the sky...